Tuesday, October 6, 2009

The month of fear.

It's interesting that no matter what century you find yourself living in you still find the scary story, the goose bump thriller, the 'look behind the door' stuff fun.

Today I'll share with you a couple of the 100 word flashes I've done. It's fun to try to tell a whole story in so few words. I hope you enjoy them.

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SHOPPER


Seeking a new direction in my life this ad sparked my interest.

MYSTERY SHOPPER WANTED

Being on the shy side, I was surprised I got the job. They’d provided the clients. All I had to do was shop and evaluate their services with a check list.

A woman’s dream comes true. Unlimited shopping and travel all over the world. The pay was great. The perks, although unusual, were addictive.

Five years later I quit.

I had to draw the line about the personal use of all the products.

I mean, how many spare body parts can one gal use?

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Sweetie


I’ve been called a gold digger because I’m pretty and like rich, older men. Just never take me for granted as I also have a brain.

I’m a great toy in the bedroom; today I will excel in the kitchen.

The recipe for the cake I am baking has been passed down by the women of my family for generations. My 'sweetie', as I lovingly call him, has a mighty craving for sweets.

I’ll add lots of extra sugar tonight––it blends in well with the ground glass of that fake diamond ring he gave me.

The cheap SOB.
Principality stands up from his seat, rests his palms on the desk, and leans his weight forward towards Greed. “You fool. You think you’re smart enough to usurp my authority? I’m not a Level One because He thinks I’m stupid.”

A low steady rumble emits from his throat—his nostrils flare. His level stare sends invisible shock waves through to the center of Greed’s being. Greed involuntarily shudders.

“Why do you think the Master set up four Levels? Some of us have higher callings and can maintain the level of work required of the lower peons. I would think that as a Level Two you would have made yourself a better example to those that are only a Level Three or Four.”

Principality continues to glare at Greed. “It’s up to you to maintain the work ethics of those you mentor and oversee. With this kind of behavior how will they learn the correct ways of serving the Master?”

Greed clears his throat, and nervously shifts his weight a couple of times from foot to foot. “Oh no, old wise, and mighty counselor, you’re not stupid. It’s like I said. Ain’t no way I’d ever try to over-ride your mandates. It’s just that, well, some would say I get too enthusiastic with my work sometimes. It’s a pretty natural thing for me to do. I mean after all, I’m from the Greedy family. It’s the way my clan operates.” Sigh. “But it’s true, I acted like a fool, and I’m really sorry about all this.” You ol’ pond-scum sucking frog.

Tsk. Principality continues to glare at the demon before him not even trying to hide any disgust from his voice or mannerisms. He eyes Greed from head to toe: a head of short un-kept hair sticking out at all angles; a scar slanting downward through the left eye from his eyebrow to his chin; stooped shoulders with only a whisper of the once strong young body.

Greed bows his head to avoid any eye contact with his one good eye. Stay meek, stay humble. Keep your big mouth shut. Stay cool, stay submissive. This butt chewing has been going on for over twenty minutes. You’re hanging in there pretty good so far.
Greed continues to speak with care, “It’s a true, unworthy, and shameful blunder of mine Sir.” You’re all the time having a conniption fit about something or other, you old windbag, and you are too stupid. He pulls his shirt collar out from his neck to give him more sweat room.

Straitening up, Principality swaggers out from behind his marble topped desk. His floor length tailored black robe billows with each step stirring up the faint charcoal fog that hovers just above ground level. He’s tall, well formed. His skin pale from the lack of natural light and heavily lined from the many centuries of a life in the dry underground realms of Hell. His long jet black straight hair is tied back at the neck. His stare could curdle milk.